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bandit426 Member Posts: 22	Sat, Jan 28, 2012 13:36:53 great movie quotes
	I'm sitting here watching movies on an early Saturday afternoon, and a funny line caught my attention. Now I'm not talkin about "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn" or "I'll be back" mainstream type quotes, I'm talking about things that catch my attention just because of the context, or how the actor delivered the line. I'm listing them as: Movie, yr, actor/charactor, quote. maybe you guys will have some ideas that the rest of us should check out. I have tons, but will only list a few that stand out to me... Pulp Fiction, 1994, John Travolta/Vincent Vega, "Aw man I shot Marvin in the face." Forgetting Sarah Marshall, 2008, Kristen Bell/Sarah Marshall, "Ohhhh, I'm Aldous Snow, bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit, no no drinks for me thanks, bullshit bullshit bullshit." Major Payne, 1995, Damon Wayans/Major Payne, "Apparently he pissed all over the front of his pants." No Strings Attached, 2011, Natalie Portman/Emma, "You look like a pumpkin, bitch!" Role Models, 2008, Sean William Scott/Wheeler, "Uh, a party to, not THE party!" Get Him To The Greek, 2010, Russell Brand/Aldous Snow, "Oy, bartender! Absinthe!"
bigdog82 Confirmed Member Posts: 65	Sat, Jan 28, 2012 15:30:38 American pie
	SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL. Steve stifler American pie. Absolute classic
Rosie Member Posts: 45	Sat, Jan 28, 2012 17:26:54 I'm not a huge movie fan but....
	Bridget Jones Diary - 2001 - Bridget - "Thank you, Daniel, that is very good to know. But if staying here means working within 10 yards of you, frankly, I'd rather have a job wiping Saddam Hussein's arse"
ass > tits Member Posts: 152	Sat, Jan 28, 2012 18:36:18
	"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!" "...In a row?" -Clerks
bandit426 Member Posts: 22	Sat, Jan 28, 2012 18:48:27 clerks
	37?!? -Randall
MrBang Confirmed Member Posts: 70	Sat, Jan 28, 2012 18:52:56
	[Fuck You!] "Yeah, fuck you, too.... Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores and stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. Slow the fuck down! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Imclone! Adelphia! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, and their St. Anthony medallions. Swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermés scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin Otisville, Jay! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Alqueda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal, Irish ass! Fuck Jacob Elinski, whining malcontent. Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery, my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. Fuck Naturel Rivera. I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back. Sold me up the river. Fucking bitch. Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar. Sipping on club soda, selling whiskey to firemen and cheering the Bronx Bombers. Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue. From the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it. Let the fires rage. Let it burn to fuckin ash then let the waters rise and submerge this whole, rat-infested place." - Monty Brogan, 25th Hour (ok,.. the next one is not from a movie, but a tv series) Dexter Morgan: "I'm Dexter and I'm not sure what I am.... I just know there's something dark in me and I hide it. I certainly don't talk about it, but it's there always, this Dark Passenger. And when he's driving, I feel alive, half sick with the thrill of complete wrongness. I don't fight him, I don't want to. He's all I've got. Nothing else could love me, not even... especially not me. Or is that just a lie the Dark Passenger tells me? Because lately there are these moments when I feel connected to something else... someone. It's like the mask is slipping and things... people... who never mattered before are suddenly starting to matter. It scares the hell out of me." - Dexter Morgan, Dexter 2.3
playwithme Confirmed Member Posts: 427	Sat, Jan 28, 2012 19:17:40
	Kids (1995) homeless man - "I have no legs!" Lolita (1997) Humbert - "A normal man, given a group photograph of school girls and asked to point out the loveliest one, will not necessarily choose the nymphet among them. You have to be an artist, a mad man...full of shame and melancholy and despair in order to recognize the little deadly demon among the others. She stands, unrecognized by them, unconscious herself of her fantastic power." Due Date (2010) Lonnie - "It's closing time, time to roll to chili's and chow down with my fuckin' boys!" Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) Mrs. Doubtfire - "It was a run-by fruiting!"
jondoe64 Confirmed Member Posts: 271	Sat, Jan 28, 2012 20:35:29
	"Yeah, fuck you too!!"-The Thing "why do I have to be mr. pink"?-resivor dogs "does he look like a bitch!?"-pulp fiction
joy0032 Member Posts: 1396	Sat, Jan 28, 2012 21:29:22
	Snatch Monologue: Replca vs Desert Eagle Point Five Oh http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=uR5jufwSqm8
bandit426 Member Posts: 22	Sun, Jan 29, 2012 01:58:52 a few more from Zack and Miri make a porno
	Seth Rogan/Zack, "I work out." Jason Mewes/Lester, "Let us fuck!" Elizabeth Banks/Miri, "Did you fuck Stacey just to spite me? No, you fucked her just like you fucked every other stupid bitch and never gave a shit how i felt about it." Justin Long/Brandon St. Randy, "Do you love pussy?" Zack: "I do." Brandon: "Then not you!"
Jorel Member Posts: 16	Sun, Jan 29, 2012 10:43:51
	None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with ME! - Rorschach "The Watchmen" (2009)
openupwide Member Posts: 15	Sun, Jan 29, 2012 11:15:27
	Wanker. http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=guYdUd76XR8&feature=related
ass > tits Member Posts: 152	Sun, Jan 29, 2012 11:22:29
	"Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave." - Blade Runner
openupwide Member Posts: 15	Sun, Jan 29, 2012 12:00:10
	"Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a shit if you're fuckin' Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that fuckin' tower that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the bitch of the bunch. First one is tough, no fuckin' foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no fuckin' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... shit... now I do it just to watch their fuckin' expression change. " Virgil/James Gandolfini - True Romance 1993
yoyo Member Posts: 248	Sun, Jan 29, 2012 13:25:56
	So he says, "Do you love me?" and she says, "No...but that's a real nice ski mask." -Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber. "Wow, Big Gulps, huh? All right!" - Again from Lloyd.
Louu Confirmed Member Posts: 506	Sun, Jan 29, 2012 20:54:51 ^^^
	love
Anya Member Posts: 165	Sun, Jan 29, 2012 21:20:33
	"I have to go powder my nose" - Pulp Fiction..theres so many good ones in that one "No more wire hangers!!" lol
down_under Confirmed Member Posts: 153	Sun, Jan 29, 2012 21:50:45
	you can virtually pick any scene from this movie but http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=2zUsAK4tG7U&feature=related
Rosie Member Posts: 45	Mon, Jan 30, 2012 18:45:32 Another one of my rare favourites
	Shawshank Redemption - Morgan Freeman - " Get busy living, or get busy dying"
BrandixBabii Member Posts: 37	Mon, Jan 30, 2012 22:43:25
	'Who wants penis cake?!' - 40year old virgin 'I dare you to touch her boobs. Touch her boobs? Thats assault brotha!...ya double dare me??' - Billy Madison

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