rockcrackerz's blog

17:25 to whom it may concern.........

hi everyone thanks for all the kind messages while ive been away ! ill be back full time next week doing my thang! "no groaning at the back please"

hope all is well with everyone and your hopes and dreams in this new year are still on track ,

yours always rockcrackerz xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx




18:29 150 years and counting!


oh no 3 rmb years old.......wish i was just starting again still great fun! still cant believe i put that pic up all those years and its mushroomed from their!

thankz for having me , thankz to heidi.. [she dont get much wrong cept coorslight]! thanks to the exclamition mark !!! i have wrote a sentence without one promise!

viva la rmb as they say in paris every nite

yours faithsincerly rockcrackerz xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx




11:23 gonna take a small break!

hi everyone im taking a break from the pic front for a while , with the reset on the way thought it was a good as time as any......

but dont worry im still gonna write my funny stuff in the forums, i get alot off messages saying how much u enjoy that [well one person] but thats all the encourament i need!
happy new year everyone and heres to another great year on rmb!

yours always rockcrackerz xxxxxxxxxxxxxx




18:2 bury my heart at wounded boob!

cant get a pic over a six rating for ages what am i gonna do ... only messing funny title thou had to write ablog been ages viva la rmb xxxxxxxxxx




19:29 time flies when your.......

2 years up now for me now! in rmb years that makes me exactly 100 , the funny thing is i still love it! i was speaking to my psychlogisist the othe day about it and she said "wow u r insane i knew it", its still fun and a big thanks to heidi for comeing up with place xxxxxxxxxxx

viva la rmb as they say in paris everynite yourz alwayz rockcrackerz xxxxxxxxxxxxx




10:10 times a wastin.........

im a little bit behind with my message reply's i tend to get on and show off too much!

I got a day off this week and will reply to them all I've sent messages to ppl with no reply so i no how it feels!






16:35 i can do sexeeeeee too, well at least try !

I try to keep it lite and fun on here , to me its the only way, its just not to be taken to serious rmb life but i'll take a few booty shots the weekend and try to sex myself up a bit and if the outcomes ok ill post them ,on the subject of pics not many easter ones about , come back tory we need you!

speaking of easter i hope you all have a great one, but it stills seems odd to me that we celebrate the fact that santa was crucified........

anyway viva la rmb rockcrackers xxxxxxxxxxxxxx




11:26 goodbye top 7 im gonna miss you!

good bye top 7 it was nice knowing u but u stopped loving me , i never gave up on you but you just spurned me at every turn , i guess we was never meant to be!

only kidding everyone just wanted to say thanks to everyone for keeping me up there as long as u did nearly a whole month, loads of great girls on the site and nice to see others get a crack u defintely get loads more views and attention being in top 7 and to be honest i couldn't cope, so just as well

i get so much fun and like! [etans knows what i mean] from this site with or without being up there.
so as they say in europe

viva la rmb [that's what big one tells me anyway]

rockcrackerz xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx




9:55 still waters run deep

still wanna put loads of pics up, still wanna rite loads of funny stuff, still love chatting to you all , still love writing crap blogs, still wanna........

better stop there other wise its gonna get stilly lol




9:28 the cavalry arrived

fort rmb was under pressure this time last week , not from the Indians i mite add ! but from lack off new blood great to see all these new faces not just up the top but wherever they your rated you are all welcome and bring your friends tooooooooo

thought i better write a blog after that weird architects of fear one lol




10:23 the architects of fear

ive just watched a an old episode of the outer limits with the above title and it seems i could be wrong [has been known ] but theres a cloud hanging over rmb at the moment loads of downvoting specially hitting newcomers , but dont let it spoil your fun that's while we all here just my attempt at a pep talk

yourfaithsincerly rockcrackerz xxxxxxxxxx

ps anyne else seen it love those 50s scifi monsters




10:56 put a cross under the lost and found !!!!!!!

hi everyone im back , [lap top thou well slow]
well long story but I was rescued by etan, techy and eddie in a daring raid ! there i was thought i was trapped for ever in a no Internet world when in they burst [wow them boys pack a punch] , they roughed my captors up pretty bad i can tell you, well only in a comic book way, i'm not in to aggression unless its in the bed!
[couldn't help myself sorry]

at first glance looks like i've missed loads of happenings on here ,snugs gone and where did all these hotties come from ! but now im back it will go boring ,coincidence i hope !!!!!

yours faithfully or is it sincerely could never work it out rockcrackerzzzzzzzz xxxxxxxx




6:30 stuck in a parallel universe !

ive been captured in a parallel universe where theres no Internet ! im not in deadly peril and hopefully ill be escape in a week or 2 , im certainly missing u lot and hopefully your missing me catch u soon
rockcrackerz xxxxxx
ps prison food suckz




12:26 goodbye mrs aardvark

hope u get to read this sexy ! goodbye darling its aard not seeing your beautiful pictures xxxxxxxxx




7:6 oopsieeee

it wasn't deleted that thread i blame Monday , how embarrassing i alwayz do at least one stupid thing a week lets hope that was it!




7:41 deleted thread

i knew i was getting boring but started getting my threads deleted now tooooo, my lucky for some which i thought was quite intresting bit the dust and the one where everyone bitching didnt wheres the justice in that!

anyway heres to a good week




9:48 this silly website

this silly website with its boobs and cocks !!! made me have a bad nites sleep, oh and if your are gonna leave heres a tip dont annouce it just leave is my advice ! anyway im gonna have to go sometime but not just yet i can give it at least another month feel so silly but not going just yet next time ill just go promise

what it was so many good ones going , but still loads of good ones left !

feeling silly xxxxxxxxx




8:43 rockcrackerz R.I.P

hi everyone , i will be hitting the dreaded delete account button any time soon , its been great fun but i must go, i gonna miss you lot so much, if anyone reads this whos just joined its great fun prob the best fun u can have with keeping your clothes on ! take care everyone and thanks for having me


see u all in boob heaven

rockcrackerz xxxxxxxxx




10:7 top 7 errrrrr top 8 hold on 9!!!!!

rmb is probably the only place in the world where top 7 comes in 2 it!, but anyway thanx for top 7 slot just gone ,
i kinda give up on the ratings side of things ages ago and i think it was more the top girls getting rated down more than me rising up! but thanx everyone for kind votes im not to fussed bout where i stand to me the voting is just another fun part of this site, but saying that i absouletly hate to see any real girl or fella rated badly !
was gonna rite loads of funny stuff about the ratings side but maybe not appropriate [techy warned me off]
not sure if this was because my jokes are not funny or its not a laughing matter

anyway viva la rmb
rockcrackerz xxxxxxxx




18:19 battle royale

wow could it be any tighter at the top ! all these great girls fighting it out for top spot , reminds me of when me and squirtz where fighting it out {well we didn't quite get that far but hey], but its all great fun, good luck to all the girls and hopefully it will keep rotating so everyone gets a go at the top,

rockcrackerz [not jealous honest] checking in 2 boob rehab,




19:18 decisions, decisions,

oh wow do i change my main pic ! i was thinking of the pink one, is the old black one like me now just getting a bit worn at the edges! anyway if u could leave me some feedback gratefully appreciated! or should i just be daring and change it , i can be spontaneous u know !!!!




9:14 give me back my comms

I've just had a count up after hitting 2000 comm's [special thanks to etan for 1500 of them] , i reckon give or take a few ive wrote over 4000 so im in a decifit off 2000, so come on techno you owe me! all seriousness thanks im humbled, its still great fun and after writing over 4000 its still my ambition to try to write at least one funny or sexy one, thanx again xxxxxxxxx

rockcrackerz
ward a
rmb mental institution




7:58 away with a stranger

hi everyone im off on Friday for 4 to 5 weeks,but i'll try to make the xmas party cant wait to get you lot under the missletoe, i thought about deleting account and then coming back but already done it once and be in danger of more comebacks than rocky!! have a great xmas and new year xxxxx




4:4 lads

cmon boys lets have some ass and leg pics cocks are fine but show a bit more




9:38

hi everyone deleted profile in haste but missed you all hope you are all keeping well and hope to hear from u