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9:32 Down Raters, the song

are ya down with the sickness?
get up and get down with the sickness


seriously... at this point, people complaining about downraters are more annoying than the downraters themselves.




4:54 Lion VS Tuna

just here cause it's a fukin hilarious clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4wykeJBHdE

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1:57 stalked?

sometimes people like to drive up for the nice view near my home, and it can be quite intrusive. After all, you never know what a stranger's intentions are.

i was just working out in nothing but my underwear and for nearly an hour a car was taking pics. I could see the flash and the orange ready light over and over. It's pitch black, no streetlights, and no other house around... just the light from the room i'm working out in.

called the police, and was tempted to go out and sneak up on it and find out wtf is going on.

totally weird.... i can only imagine how a female would feel in this situation.




20:52 pants are off

i havent taken xplicit in awhile... but was feeling horny at all the requests to get em off so... enjoy ;)

also, farewell to wetpussy!




14:36 Normality

as many of you may know, i underwent a terrible 4-5 years of near death illness. During this time i lost my way, lost alot of confidence, my body, friends, money, etc .

When i first joined RMB, i was on my way to recovery, and RMB helped jump start the confidence.

I recently moved back to my hometown, the center of technological jobs in the world. I have been reminded of my roots, and it has made me start wondering.

I see the people here, they're not dirty-minded, they're not overtly sexual, seemed boring to me at first, but... they are solid. They're highly educated, have great careers, intelligent, and most of all... they're happy. Marriages are strong in this class also.

Sexuality.. can be such a vice. Some can live a happy life with a hypersexdrive and very liberal relationships, but, I see in most, it becomes destructive. They don't call 'aberrant' lifestyles for nothing, and no judgement intended, merely looking at it from a happiness success standpoint.

Already i feel myself normalizing again here, getting less perverted. Is this good? I dunno.




22:29 graphic edit archive (click me, exploding format)

Stellarstar

Wetpussy6969

Athleticbabe

CherryBumble

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4:15 bodeeeh

have lots of body shots going up, since there was quite a bit of request for 'teasing' pics.

well i absolutely love teasing....




17:36 a "Jungle themed" Kegger

any ideas what i'm supposed to wear for such an event?

been suggested loincloth lol.



17:36 a "Jungle themed" Kegger

any ideas what i'm supposed to wear for such an event?

been suggested loincloth lol.




6:15 some beach pics (face :O)

nude beach candids.. got horribly downsized though...

and for limited time... most of my face *gasp
come see the only asian male here! lol




1:39 chafing healing : p

finally feeling better and my libido returning... beware hot tub dick!




3:34 So I went to a Swinger Club...

This is a detail of my virgin swinger experience. I write this for records, reflection, fun reading, and to help anyone (especially guys), answer more questions on this lifestyle, and themselves.

Hope you enjoy the read, and navigate to the points of interest.

LOCATION DESCRIPTION
This club was unique, in that it allows single guys. Most clubs only allow couples or females. The Clubhouse was quite big; it was previously owned by boxer Arty Moore. The house was two stories, with 8 bedrooms above, two of them being large master size. The bedrooms sat on a large downstairs; a complete stainless steel kitchen, a small locker room, a full bar, a large dancefloor, and a billiard room.

Outside led to a bbq/picnic area, and a large swimming pool in the size of a boxing glove, accompanied by a jacuzzi that fits 8 easily. Behind the pool was the poolhouse, which was almost half the size of the main house.

There was erotic material all over the walls; paintings, photographs, porns playing on tvs...
Dress code was men nude, and women nude or lingerie.

ACTIVITIES
Simply put, this swinger club, was, really just a grand party house! You could dance, swim, sunbathe, drink, watch, play pool. There were different venues on different nights: strippers night, games night, glory hole night, today was a sunday BBQ.

there's also fun games they made up like 'dirty billiards,' where you try to fuck up someone's shot by doing sexual favors.

PEOPLE DESCRIPTION
Today was Easter, so there weren't many people. They told me it could get packed, up to 100-200, but today there were maybe 20. I guess I was lucky in this manner, because it made the already daunting experience more chill, and intimate.

The ratio was nearly even, since most were couples. I was only 1 of 2 single men, and there were 2 single females. There were people of all ranges, an older couple of 60, some couples in mid 30s, and the youngest being the single female of probably 21.

Looks-wise, the women were quite good, save for the old tart lol.

People were endowed there! all the women had big tits, smallest I saw maybe borderline D. The men ranged alot, i think I was pretty average, but alot of them had real thick cocks. Most were in reasonable shape, not too fat, just kinda average build. Basically everyday people, being somewhat attractive for the most part.

I learned alot from these people; they were all into this lifestyle for its HONESTY. It was the friendliest venue ever! No one cold shouldered me, everyone welcomed me as a newbie, they helped me relax and talked to me.

Swinger philosophy is just to have fun! and fun people are the friendliest.

GAME
I can't stress enough, as in previous posts, as a guy, you HAVE TO HAVE GAME! I read many reviews of this place, and many guy reviewers posted negatively, saying they got no action. Gee I wonder why.

My game began with my looks: I was the only Asian, and could already tell the women loved my body, and confidence. I won't deny, I have a small flaccid penis, especially when cold, nothing to brag about at all, but it did not matter.

Women are only going to have sex with you if you connect, in a standard bar, and again in a swinger club. Otherwise it's awkward!

I embraced everyone and talked to everyone, including the males of each couple. I asked them for brotherly advice, conversed with them on life, fun topics, and flirted with their women. Above all, I made sure I appeared to them as someone who respected boundaries.

One clarifying principle that a man told me; the WOMEN are in control. This means that, they choose who to play with, and the limits. If you can't follow this, you won't get any.

FUN
It was a little slow at first, I was talking to an attractive couple; a white male; tall ripped, and hung, and his wife, a curvy busty latina. Through them I got to build my credibility there, as people saw me, accepting me in.

I then bounced around giving each couple at least 10 mins of conversation, making everyone feel comfortable with me.

Then I jumped in the hottub, talking to a couple in there too.

Two hours passed, of conversation, eating, and bullshitting, and then the action started. The aforementioned young lady started getting hornier, and was sliding closer to me in the hottub. I felt unsure because, her husband said they don't fuck other people. But, i remember him telling me, the women are in control! He told me to give her what she wanted.

I'll spare the juicy details, unless you guys want me to.... but things progressively escalated. She started giving me handjobs under the water, while we were talking to everyone lol! All the while I was trying my best to maintain conversation with everyone, and it paid off.

Her activity made another chick want to join in, and then a third! I had 3 women on top of me frisking, groping, shaking their tits in my face, etc... lol. There was the latina, a 21 yr old petite busty redhead, and a quite beautiful stacked Creole. Had Cs, DDs, and Es all over me from 3 different races haha... oh man...

The girls got so horny the let some other guys join in, and it became an orgy in the tub...

BUT, I maintained discipline and played safe, didnt penetrate in that tub.

BIG MISTAKE!
Well from that experience I felt like the man lol. I helped catalyze the full blown orgy from then on, but I made a terrrrible mistake, which I learned almost every man does the first time.

HOT TUB DICK <<< WHISKEY DICK
I was in the tub for a total of maybe 2 hours or more... Do you know what does to your sensitive parts....? My cock was chafed badly after that hottub fun, and.... my blood was very distributed over my body from the heat.

Chafing + no blood = limp!
The women had came in the tub, but wanted more upstairs. I couldn't get up! LOL! It hurt too much and my blood felt wierd. The creole girl wanted me to anal her so bad, but couldn't do it!

I quit after 3 tries, it just wasnt working, my pecker was destroyed for the night haha. I went down to the bar, and started talking with people again, and I got many nods from the fellow men: "yep did that too" lol. They oughta have a sign for that!

CONCLUSION:
Swinger clubs are FUCKING AWESOME! They're like regular clubs without the bullshit; no snotty bitches, no douchey asshats, just open honesty and fun.

I think I might go again... but I'm not sure, because even though sex is fun, what I really want, is a lover... a long-term relationship, someone I can be totally intimate with and have firey passionate bareback sex with.

Fun is fun, but I'm looking for meaning.


FAQ
these are some questions i had beforehand.

1)cock size matter?
flaccid doesnt matter, didnt seem like any girl judges on that.
Erect can matter. The creole said i was too small for her pussy, so she wanted me to anal her.

WHAT MATTERS THE MOST: is how much your partner likes you. Even though she felt i was too small, she wanted me bad... really bad... i mean she wouldnt even let any other guy do anal.

2) do they play safe?
everyone played safe, except if they're a couple with each other. That means intercourse with condom only. Yea too bad! All the more reason to bring a girl.

3) best advice for newbies?
females, just take control, grab what you like and be safe. be straightforward in what's ok, what's not.
males, you have to have game!! the more the better. If you're a wallflower, or an asshole, forget about getting any. If you don't believe me, ask the three chicks i was having a foursome with!

4) ways you can fuck up
- hot tub dick, like i described
- i guess whiskey dick, learn how to control your alcohol, ( you should do that anyway)
- touching without permission, (verbal or facial expression)
- being too tired, (I worked out the night before, boy did i regret it).
- being a party pooper, ( talking bout depressing shit, being angry, abusive)

SOME TIPS ON GAME:
- you have to be confident and easy going. I had jokes cracked at me quite a few times, one of the hot girls said someone was looking for the 'little Asian guy' lol. I'm not little, (5'9"), so i wasn't offended, just showed off my rippling wet body and quipped back 'is this little?' and winked. She laughed and said 'well no, but it was just a stereotype attachment.'
When the creole girl said my dick was too small, but she liked it, i joked back 'well.. there are billions of Asians in the world... we must do something right' and she laughed and straddled me

- make friends with everyone
obvious answer for couples; you befriend the male, he'll let you fuck his female.
But, having the aura of mr. popular, every girl's going to want to fuck you.

- stay level headed
don't let teasing, jibes offend you, just turn em around and make humorous light of the matter. Also part of staying level headed; don't go unprotected EVER! be smart.

ok that's it.... *pant.... feel free to ask, share.




3:50 vanity o vanities (poll)

i train for function, but my bodytype is 'aesthetic.' just wondering, what do you gals, (and guys), think i should change/ upgrade? (that i can of course)

tell me your favorite bodypart of me and a change you think would be better, (like bigger/smaller, more ripped, less ripped)

you can be totally honest. that's the whole point of asking isn't it?




14:46 Judgement has come

the mighty meatstick bludgeon of death has arrived, to put all the bad photoshopped wee-wee's to trial.

fakers beware!




21:4 taking enhancement requests

i'm really sick : (
that means i'm bored and horny. This is a great opportunity for me to improve my digital skills so, just let me know if you want anything, message me with an address.

also, new profile pic: )




5:54 checkout my new profile pic, you'll LOL

been doing some cool photoshop stufff for people here, will see if they'll allow me to post also.

as far as rating this pic, cmon it's pure win, who else can cum hot fire?

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13:58 photoshop fun

next entry i'm going to do something really hilarious or really cool with PS.

It all started when in chat we were talking bout dannydong and ohhh, then I decided to PS my own cock increase about 1000%. Hilarity ensued and started doing it on other people, like Snuggla who I gave lactating E cups at least lmao.

if you see me in chat and want such a mock shop job done, come on in, it always ends in great laughter.



13:58 photoshop fun

next entry i'm going to do something really hilarious or really cool with PS.

It all started when in chat we were talking bout dannydong and ohhh, then I decided to PS my own cock increase about 1000%. Hilarity ensued and started doing it on other people, like Snuggla who I gave lactating E cups at least lmao.

if you see me in chat and want such a mock shop job done, come on in, it always ends in great laughter.




6:41 movie -Stick It

i saw part of this on tv recently, starring Jeff Bridges and Missy Peregrym. It's a comedic drama on college female gymnastics, quite entertaining.

I brought this up because, the girls in it were so freaking hot, despite averaging an A cup. Yep, itty bitty titties, but gorgeous lean graceful athletic bodies with round asses!

there is a funny scene of a blonde bimbo college girl flirting with 4 guys. The female gymnasts watch and jealously start a conversation: "what does she have that we don't?" "a life." "money." and Missy quips, "boobs." But damn, small tits look great!

http://media.lawrence.com/img/photos/2006/05/01/pmo_stick_it_3k_clr_501_t640.jpg?a6ea3ebd4438a44b86d2e9c39ecf7613005fe067

found youtube link for all parts:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_3RIk5XAiw&feature=related




18:40 test video link

thanks Tad, giving this a shot





2:45 pics on blog?

was wondering how people are posting pics on their blog.

also because a friend here updated her pics, felt inspired to do the same, heh.




23:22 lol 10s on the guys

at this point where there are so few votes, especially on guys, ( the site IS ratemyBOOBS), it's funny seeing the obvious self upraters.

cmon dudes, have some faith and confidence that in the long run it'll pan out. you're only lying to yourselves.

also happy new year's, everyone love who you are! and each other!




5:33 hey Red (U-turn)

i still need to order that new pen stylus, but when I'll get the painting done ; )




6:1 dancin on cam

i can dance sexily pretty damn well, you're all welcome to see.

need some tips on other kinds of dance though, if you got a cam, teach me! (or just enjoy the view)




0:29 'make your own porno'

look in sexuality forum for this, I made up one. It's pretty funny. and twisted. but hey, isnt this whole site that?



0:29 'make your own porno'

look in sexuality forum for this, I made up one. It's pretty funny. and twisted. but hey, isnt this whole site that?




4:55 to my stalker...

yo dude, i've layed low for awhile, i'm not gonna threaten to bump you out of top 7! omg the horror! seriously, stop follwing my every picture and posting 0s until the average comes down to 7.6 again, and again and again.... it's really disturbing how predictable your behavior has become.




7:25 sexiest ladies

RMB has so many sexy ladies, why cant any of you be near me? > <

anyway put a few more up, lemme know what you think. I try to keep the ass fans pleased.




22:37 bared all at beach today

Thanks for the encouragement, i finally went ful monty at the gorgeous nude beach. It was a hot day so I was eager to shed it off. I havent been nude in public in awhile, not since the day i was streaking during a new year's party.

It was very relaxing but I definitely got some attention. This group of 3 girls (in bikinis), were following me, strategically taking photos of themselves but me inside the shot. I was going to chat with them, but they left before i had the chance. I did try hitting one girl though, I couldn't help myself, she had a very nice big ripe ass. I felt a little guilty as a nudist beach is a place of relaxation, but I couldnt let this opportunity by. Sadly she didn't want to be disturbed.

In other nude news, one of my roomie's friends caught me naked as I was going back to my room for a towel. She has a key to our place, and such impeccable timing, she had just entered as I was darting in and out. I didnt even see her face, I was later told who it was that caught me.

So, no boners at the beach, only shrinkage lol due to the water, but it left me incredibly horny when i got home. I unloaded a very big one while chatting on rmb.



22:37 bared all at beach today

Thanks for the encouragement, i finally went ful monty at the gorgeous nude beach. It was a hot day so I was eager to shed it off. I havent been nude in public in awhile, not since the day i was streaking during a new year's party.

It was very relaxing but I definitely got some attention. This group of 3 girls (in bikinis), were following me, strategically taking photos of themselves but me inside the shot. I was going to chat with them, but they left before i had the chance. I did try hitting one girl though, I couldn't help myself, she had a very nice big ripe ass. I felt a little guilty as a nudist beach is a place of relaxation, but I couldnt let this opportunity by. Sadly she didn't want to be disturbed.

In other nude news, one of my roomie's friends caught me naked as I was going back to my room for a towel. She has a key to our place, and such impeccable timing, she had just entered as I was darting in and out. I didnt even see her face, I was later told who it was that caught me.

So, no boners at the beach, only shrinkage lol due to the water, but it left me incredibly horny when i got home. I unloaded a very big one while chatting on rmb.




23:51 nude beach

Ive frequented a very beautiful nude beach nearby, but haven't fully stripped down yet. I'm actually fully nude quite frequently at home, and have gone streaking before, but I'm a little worried what if I have an erection on the beach? Tomorrow i think i'll try it 100% nude.



23:51 nude beach

Ive frequented a very beautiful nude beach nearby, but haven't fully stripped down yet. I'm actually fully nude quite frequently at home, and have gone streaking before, but I'm a little worried what if I have an erection on the beach? Tomorrow i think i'll try it 100% nude.




21:40 wow ok... more full shots

overwhelming great response to full body shot. I guess closeups arent as appealing. I'll think of something creative for next... I'm thinking Greek nude statues...




2:47 Is Salt any good?

I always find it quite silly when a skinny female with little training plays a badass. I really miss when Angelina was more filled out in Tomb Raider. She is a good actress, but is Salt just another cheesy femme fatale movie?

speaking of female badasses, Michelle Kwon is the most badass woman in hollywood ever. She was doing stunts that rivaled Jackie Chan's in her prime, jumping on moving trucks, diving out of windows, fighting on moving trains, crazy shit!




19:29 crazy cumming

this site really gets me in the mood. The interaction definitely makes it extra sexy. Yesterday despite having alot of work to do, I came 6 times.

It's wierd also after exhausting workouts, my libido shoots up, and I should be recovering but no... boom 7-8 times...

I dunno ... if this is good or bad... it's distracting as hell lol.




3:18 more ass shots?

Was just wondering who likes my ass, wants to see more, and any other things .

Ladies, I freakin love you , seriously. Been a shitty week but I login, get lovely comments to mouth watering titties, and also the recent cybers have been hot.




0:41 heh pretty obvious downrating

everytime I go above 7.5 or so, there's an immediate drop. Just posted a new profile pic and got a 3. I'm def not the best, but seriously, can the intention there be any more obvious?

I'm very happy to be in the 7.5ish range though, but The downrating is messing up the data. I could be a 5.0 and be still happy as long as I knew it was as high as it should be.

oh well, won't let a few insecure (probably men), get me down when there's so many hot ladies loving me! Thx mwah!




11:59 Chinese QiGong for Penis

The Chinese have a martial art for developing penis tensile strength. There's footage of some lifting hundreds of pounds with their penis, and even pulling a semi truck by it!

I was showing a friend on the site what resistant bands were and decided to put them on my cock for hilarity.




6:7 feelin welcomed

Thanks for the warm welcome, this is really fun, and today I'm number 1 already?! wow. Of course the sample size is small, but definitely a nice egoboost.

I've already met such wonderful ladies. So many of them are busty British too! I read a study somewhere that said the British are the bustiest Europeans on average, interesting eh.

To the ladies, i love sharing, and teasing, and I can dance my hips better than most women. Imagine what my cock does with all that swaying : )

come chat with me sometime to see hehe.